One day Ted was out for a walk when he "went" on someones lawn... And boy oh boy was that ol' woman crabby! She came out and picked up what he "went" and threw it at him! Now that stuff that he "went" hit him in the rear right leg! Now i'm telling you that this upset Ted more than anything in the world! So he layed on his right side and scooted, so he could wipe of what he "went" that the ol' lady hit him with in his rear right leg! Now Ted is the laziest of lazy dogs, and he doesn't like to take much effort for things like this, so most of what he "went" stayed on him for a couple days or so, or at least until that stuff he "went" came off naturally. But when he got home that first day he went into his owners house and layed on his right side on his owners brand new sofa, so most of what he "went" came off on the sofa!! Now this upset his owner beyond belief!!!! So his owner kicked him off the sofa, then sat in what Ted "went"... Haha well thats that, just make sure you know who you're really messin' with!!!